10 Thanksgiving Day Reads Your Couch Demands You Finish

One truly must admire the dedication required to curate a bespoke literary selection for the annual aerial pilgrimage, especially when navigating the peculiar confines of an LGA-ORD Thanksgiving journey. Apparently, among the truly vital dispatches charting the decline of civilised discourse, one gem bravely addresses the utterly unforeseen phenomenon of half the dinner guests being, shall we say, "cognitively enhanced."

Who could possibly have predicted that the clandestine pre-Thanksgiving pilgrimage to the garage, or perhaps the traditional "walk for fresh air," would evolve beyond a single, discreet puff of cannabis? The sheer audacity of half the assembled company embracing a collective altered state, transforming what was once a solitary, guilt-ridden transgression into a full-blown communal… experience, is certainly a "surprise" worthy of a bullet point on a holiday reading list. One might even argue this burgeoning trend, where the gravy boat circulates alongside a distinct aroma, signals a refreshing candor, or perhaps just a collective surrender to the existential dread of prolonged family interaction.