$UTARDS Targets Total Unemployment In New Whitepaper

The token $UTARDS, or 'unemployed retards', has officially graced the Solana blockchain via pump.fun, promising revolutionary advancements in... well, unemployment. Its whitepaper details a bold vision: total societal idleness isn't a bug, but a feature. A true economic paradigm shift.

Proponents, affectionately known as 'UTARDS holders', are urged to embrace absolute inactivity. "Why strive for financial independence when you can simply *be* financially independent from the need to work?" quipped one anonymous developer. Their "roadmap" includes transcending sustenance, fueled by hopium and the belief someone else will inevitably buy their bags.

Critics, often dismissed as 'people with jobs', highlight the token's liquidity pool as potentially shallower than a child's paddling pool. Yet for true diamond hands, this merely presents an opportunity to be the last one holding. As for utility, $UTARDS is developing a dApp that... helps you apply for government benefits. Prepare to moon straight to the dole queue.

Original token: unemployed retards ($utards)