Voyagers...or So Said Ronny, As He Escaped His Exciting Marriage

In the realm of cosmic irony, a man named Ronny - not an astronaut, mind you, but more akin to a lost soul in a galactic supermarket - embarked on a journey that wasn't quite as celestial as NASA's Voyager missions Voyager Missions. This journey, however, was no less epic: it involved escaping the confines of his marriage to an exciting lover.

Ronny, a man who apparently knew more about celestial bodies than his own relationship, claimed that he was unwillingly aboard this intergalactic escape vehicle. He insinuated that his partner had manipulated him into this cosmic affair, much like a celestial Jupiter manipulating its moons Moon of Jupiter.

One can't help but wonder if Ronny was suffering from a case of mistaken identity, as one might confuse the Milky Way with a romantic stroll down Cupid's