Vengeance Token Launches to Get Even With Your Life Savings

It appears the crypto market, in its infinite wisdom, has graced us with yet another groundbreaking innovation: Vengeance ($V)), a token designed, we are told, to help you "get even." Fresh off the Pump.fun launchpad, this latest Solana meme coin promises not wealth, but a more profound, albeit abstract, form of justice for all your previous financial misadventures. Early adopters are already boasting about their "diamond hands," preparing for a moon mission fuelled by the collective frustration of a thousand previous rugpulls.

The whitepaper, a masterpiece of cryptic brevity, suggests Vengeance's core utility lies in its ability to… well, it's not entirely clear. Perhaps holding it generates a karmic debt for those who previously liquidated your portfolio. Or maybe it simply offers a communal space for unbridled, passive-aggressive online lamentation. Either way, the community is buzzing, convinced that this time, it's different. This time, the exit liquidity isn't for *them*.

With a generous supply designed to ensure everyone can participate in the eventual settling of scores, Vengeance ($V)) invites all aspiring degen investors to finally taste sweet retribution. Just remember, while vengeance is a dish best served cold, your portfolio might find itself rather chilly in the process.

Original token: Vengeance ($V)