Tractor's Relentless Midday Harvest Ruining Marital Bliss
In a startling turn of events, the peaceful suburban life of the Smiths has been disrupted by an unexpected intruder – a tractor. The relentless mechanical beast, whose owner is their neighbor Farmer Jenkins, has taken it upon itself to perform daily harvests at midday, a time traditionally reserved for marital bliss and lunch breaks.
Mrs. Smith, who prefers to remain anonymous due to the embarrassing nature of the situation, described the tractor's routine as "quite disruptive." She recounted her recent attempt to enjoy a romantic meal with her husband, only to be serenaded by the distant hum of the tractor and the sight of bales of hay being moved about.
"We tried to set the mood," she lamented, "but the tractor's unyielding engine seemed to have other plans." The situation has reached such a point that the Smiths are considering moving to a quieter neighborhood, far away from the clutches of this amorous tractor.
As for Farmer Jenkins, he remains blissfully unaware of his neighbor's predicament, happily continuing his midday harvests with nary a thought spared for the Smiths' marital woes.
Tinskin
Staff Writer
