Tolkien Flywheel: Token Claims To Invent "Perpetual Up Only"

The eagerly anticipated launch of Tolkien Flywheel Live (Tolkien)) on pump.fun has sent ripples of... something... across the memecoin landscape. Promising a "perpetual up only" mechanism, the token's whitepaper, reportedly scribbled on a napkin found near a discarded energy drink, outlines an intricate economic model where buying begets more buying, indefinitely. Its utility, we understand, is to demonstrate the sheer power of optimism and the unwavering belief that this time, it's different.

Early adopters, known colloquially as "diamond hands," are already boasting about their unwavering conviction. The flywheel, presumably, spins faster with each new participant, converting their hopes and dreams (and USDC) into numerical ascendancy on a decentralized exchange chart. We are told the exit liquidity pool is abundant, but only for those who truly understand the perpetual motion machine, which, like most perpetual motion machines, will likely run out of steam, or more accurately, funds. One can only wonder at what point the flywheel simply detaches and rolls into the abyss, leaving behind a trail of dusty JPEGs and profound philosophical questions about the nature of value.

Original token: Tolkien Flywheel Live ($Tolkien)