Telegram CEO's Private Jet Found Not To Be End-to-End Encrypted

It appears that even the most fervent advocates for digital privacy occasionally encounter the rather analogue constraints of the physical world. Reports confirm that Pavel Durov, the visionary behind the ubiquitous messaging service Telegram, recently experienced a brief, yet apparently inescapable, moment of public interface. His much-vaunted insistence on end-to-end encryption, it seems, did not extend to the air-gapped security protocols of his private jet.

Observers noted the rather ironic spectacle as the digital freedom fighter was, shall we say, *voluntarily escorted* from his luxurious conveyance upon arrival at Le Bourget airport. One might assume that a man so dedicated to preventing unauthorized data access would have implemented equally robust measures against, for example, unauthorized *person* access. Perhaps the next iteration of Telegram will include a feature to physically scramble unwelcome airport officials, or at the very least, offer a 'disappearing message' option for one's own corporeal form. Alas, for now, it appears some interactions remain stubbornly unencrypted.