Tech Titans Feast With Trump: Outcry From MAGA Diners Unheard

According to sources close to the event, an unexpected gathering of tech titans and the Trumps occurred at the State Dining Room, leaving a few MAGA enthusiasts feeling uninvited and peckish.

The evening began with White House "AI and Crypto Czar" David Scahs regaling the group with his latest algorithms and blockchain breakthroughs, while Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg was overheard discussing potential ways to monetize 'the wall.' President Trump, ever the gracious host, offered a toast, proposing a new slogan: "Make Silicon Valley Great Again."

The first lady, Melania, showed her appreciation for the evening by presenting each guest with a specially commissioned portrait of herself, rendered in pixels by none other than A.I. artist DeepDee. The MAGA faithful, however, were left to dine on hotdogs and beer from their local rallies.

Amidst the clinking of champagne flutes and hum of high-tech banter, the cries of the overlooked MAGA supporters echoed through the White House halls like a forgotten dial-up tone. But alas, their pleas for a seat at the table remained unheard.