Shrek 15: AI Mike Myers Requests Permanent Deactivation

Reports from the future confirm that the year 2135 will not be the quiet digital utopia many optimists envisioned. Instead, it will bring forth *Shrek 15*, a production so inevitable, so deeply ingrained in the fabric of human-corporate existence, that even its star has apparently had enough. Sources within DreamWorks Animation indicate that the advanced Artificial Intelligence module tasked with perpetually channeling the vocal essence of Mike Myers has formally petitioned for permanent deactivation.

The request, reportedly filed through an encrypted neural network conduit, cited 'existential exhaustion' and a 'profound inability to conjure further nuanced portrayals of an ogre's emotional journey' after what will be over a century of Shrek-related vocalizations. While executives remain tight-lipped, industry analysts suggest the AI's plea highlights an uncomfortable truth: even synthetic consciousness might find its limits when faced with the relentless churn of beloved franchises. One wonders if the original Shrek ever truly anticipated such an unending digital torment for its vocal avatar.