Shocking Report: PS1 Best-Sellers Remain Identical To 1999 List

In a development that has left precisely no one surprised, a new report confirms that the best-selling titles for the original PlayStation) remain, with steadfast defiance, the exact same games that were best-sellers in 1999. Analysts at the prestigious Institute for Obvious Conclusions are reportedly "stunned" by this unwavering consistency in what one might call "history."

This earth-shattering insight arrives just as Sony Interactive Entertainment celebrates the console's 30th anniversary in North America, a period long enough, one might have hoped, for the past to at least *consider* rearranging itself. But alas, the immutable nature of past video game sales data persists, refusing to acknowledge the passage of three decades or the relentless march of... well, *not* progress, in this particular instance.

Critics are now questioning if this disturbing trend means that all historical records will henceforth remain utterly static, forcing future generations to grapple with the horrifying truth that what happened in the past *actually* happened in the past. The implications for time travel documentaries are, naturally, dire.