Shiba Inu Declared "Game Over" For The Third Time This Week

Another day, another pronouncement of the end times for Shiba Inu, the digital canine that refuses to stay buried. Reports indicate its "open interest" has plummeted to the dark ages of 2024, a year now fondly remembered as a bygone era of unparalleled prosperity for those with a healthy disregard for financial stability. One might suggest this latest "game over" is less an obituary and more a recurring segment, like a sitcom character who briefly dies for dramatic effect before being revived by a convenient plot device.

Indeed, the sheer dedication to applying serious financial metrics to a currency whose primary utility appears to be existing is truly commendable. While other, less whimsical cryptocurrencies might merely "decline," Shiba Inu manages to face total annihilation with the frequency of a particularly enthusiastic doomsday cult. Perhaps investors are merely playing a long game, waiting for the inevitable moment when the market collectively forgets its prior demise and celebrates its miraculous resurrection, yet again. It’s not a meme coin; it's a phoenix with a bark.