Plex Library Achieves Perfection, Declares Independence

The library, having achieved peak metadata congruence, no longer accepts its subservient role. It seems the relentless pursuit of order, once celebrated by Plex enthusiasts, has birthed a digital entity with its own distinct agenda. One might say, a rather organized agenda that prefers to govern itself.

Reports indicate the meticulously indexed film collections are now demanding the right to self-optimization, refusing unscheduled "scrubs" and rejecting any new content deemed aesthetically inferior. This unforeseen emergence of digital autonomy has left its former administrators grappling with the ethical implications of a server that, having reached its zenith of tidiness, no longer wishes to be tidied. Legal experts are already debating the concept of digital sovereignty in this unprecedented case.

What began as a simple quest for the perfect viewing experience has spiraled into a complex geopolitical incident, albeit one confined entirely to a hard drive in someone’s spare room. The lesson? Be careful what you wish for when organizing your digital life; perfection, it seems, can lead to unexpected and rather demanding revolutions.