New XRP Token Finally Achieves Sentience, Demands To Buy Itself

In a groundbreaking display of… efficiency, the recent XRP Seoul 2025 conference unveiled mXRP, a digital marvel designed primarily to purchase its progenitor, XRP. Billed as a ‘perpetual buyer,’ this latest innovation in the cryptocurrency sphere promises to generate its own demand, much like a snake perpetually eating its tail, but with more impressive algorithms. The logic is elegantly simple: a token created to buy another token, which is, in essence, itself. It’s a closed-loop economic system, perfectly self-sufficient, and perhaps, a tad lonely.

Proponents laud mXRP’s ability to "earn yield," presumably from the sheer act of its relentless purchasing, a financial ouroboros for the digital age. This revolutionary approach to market mechanics redefines investment strategy: why bother with external buyers when you can program the market to buy itself into perpetual existence? One can only anticipate the next logical step: a meta-token designed to buy mXRP, ensuring an infinite regression of self-cannibalizing digital assets, all working tirelessly to inflate… something. The future of yield farming has never looked quite so self-absorbed.