New Report Confirms Money Still Gone

The recent confirmation that, indeed, money previously held by retail investors is no longer residing in their portfolios has sent precisely zero ripples through the high-stakes world of digital finance. A groundbreaking new assessment, surely compiled over countless hours of poring over ledgers, has definitively established that the "accumulation" phase for various digital asset treasury firms has been quite successful for... well, for the firms.

Particularly triumphant were the publicly-traded entities dedicated to the strategic acquisition of virtual currencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum. These "treasury vehicles," as they are so optimistically termed, have expertly ensured that digital assets, once circulating freely among the unwashed masses, are now safely secured on corporate balance sheets, where their inherent value can be meticulously monitored. Or, at least, their *previous* value can be mourned.

One can only marvel at the innovative financial engineering that allows such significant wealth transfer to occur with such unwavering market enthusiasm. It seems the true genius of these operations lies not in wealth creation for the many, but in the highly efficient re-allocation of it to the very, very few. A poignant lesson for 2025, if ever there was one.