New Pepe Price So Low Brokers Refuse To Handle Transaction

Reports are circulating that the digital asset affectionately known as Pepe has achieved a new milestone in financial futility: its per-unit value is now so infinitesimally small that traditional brokers are reportedly declining to process transactions. Apparently, the administrative overhead of moving fractional pennies, or more accurately, fractional-fractional pennies, outweighs the potential commission. One could almost admire the logistical genius of a currency designed to render itself untradeable by sheer numerical insignificance.

This comes on the heels of predictions that the cryptocurrency is poised to shed another 30% of its already ethereal worth, dipping to $0.0000075. The pressing question, according to various online prognosticators, remains: "Should you sell?" One might wonder if "selling" still applies when the asset's value barely registers on the electromagnetic spectrum. Perhaps future financial markets will require new metrics, such as 'negative gravitational pull' or 'quantum entanglement of despair,' to accurately quantify such holdings. Truly, a triumph of modern finance.