Mexico's CBDC Promises Financial Inclusion for Future Generations

Mexico's central bank, Banxico, has announced it will usher in its very own digital currency by 2024, promising a brave new world of 'financial inclusion' for future generations. One can only assume this means current generations, perhaps those currently navigating the complexities of cash-based economies, are simply not hip enough for the digital revolution.

This groundbreaking initiative, unveiled with the gravitas one expects from a tweet, will undoubtedly simplify life for anyone with a smartphone, reliable internet, and an unwavering trust in centralized financial systems. Imagine the sheer ease with which tomorrow’s citizens will seamlessly integrate into the official ledger, finally feeling "included" in a system designed primarily by and for the institutions that govern it. It’s a truly utopian vision, especially for those who've always yearned for their every transaction to be meticulously recorded and easily traceable. The future, it seems, is perfectly surveilled.