Kremlin Heralds Achievement Of Basic Geographic Accuracy

The Kremlin has reportedly declared a significant triumph in its ongoing military efforts, following reports that projectiles finally impacted a government edifice in Ukraine. After an extensive period of targeting various civilian structures, energy infrastructure, and the occasional children's playground, sources within the Russian Defence establishment are said to be quietly celebrating what appears to be a precision strike on an administrative building, specifically mentioned as the Cabinet of Ministers, in the capital. This strategic success was apparently achieved after deploying an impressive quantity of aerial ordnance overnight.

This latest strategic masterclass reportedly involved dispatching hundreds of drones and missiles across the country, ensuring that one, at least, found its way to a politically relevant address. Experts are currently analyzing the sheer logistical genius required to dedicate such vast resources to a singular, albeit belated, architectural bullseye. The success is being hailed as a clear demonstration of advanced cartography and an unwavering commitment to eventually hitting *something* that might matter to the opposition, even if it takes over two years and an unprecedented aerial barrage. The Russian Ministry of Defence has yet to confirm whether this marks a new phase of 'geographical exactitude'.