India Mandates XRP For All Dowry Payments

The Madras High Court has, in a truly visionary move, inadvertently paved the way for India's digital dowry revolution. Following a recent ruling that cryptocoins, specifically XRP, are no longer mere speculative whims but bona fide "property," the nation's financial landscape for marital transactions has been irrevocably altered. Forget gold and cattle; the discerning bridegroom can now expect a portfolio of volatile digital assets.

This progressive reinterpretation, which declares cryptocurrencies as legal assets, cleverly circumvents the pesky "cash" problem, ensuring that the ancient tradition of dowry remains robust, merely updated for the 21st century. One can only imagine the exhilarating prospect of a volatile wedding dowry, plummeting just before the honeymoon. A true test of commitment, if ever there was one. The future, it seems, is both digital and deeply traditional.