Giant-sized Shoes, Now Included In Indiana Jones Update

According to sources deep within the bowels of Bethesda Games Studio, an unexpected update has been rolled out for Indiana Jones, adding a feature that might just make the game unplayable for those with average-sized feet. The latest DLC, titled "Indiana Jones and the Order of Giants' Shoes," introduces footwear so colossal that even the game's protagonist would struggle to fit them comfortably.

In an effort to appeal to the growing market of giant-shoe enthusiasts, developers have ensured these oversized kicks are not only available for in-game purchase but also come equipped with various perks such as increased protection against certain traps and enhanced abilities to squash small enemies. However, some critics question if this update is a step too far, fearing that the addition of these gargantuan shoes might overshadow the game's original charm and lead to a wave of clumsy-Indy memes flooding the internet.

While fans eagerly anticipate the release of the next chapter in Indiana Jones' adventures, they can now also look forward to stepping into his giant footprints... literally.