Civilized Society Regresses: Firaxis Gardening Crew Downsized

Title: Regressive Evolution: Firaxis Gardening Crew Downsized in Shocking Turn of Events

In a stunning turn of events, the horticultural realm has been hit by a wave of downsizing. Firaxis Games, the esteemed studio behind Civilization VII and other strategic masterpieces, has made an unexpected foray into the world of flora and fauna management. However, it seems their new venture, Firaxis Gardening Crew, is not living up to expectations.

Industry insiders are left scratching their heads, wondering why a company renowned for its complex city-building simulations would venture into gardening, of all things. But alas, the reality of corporate decisions often eludes our understanding. Learn more about Firaxis' foray into horticulture

The news broke when a former employee, who had been tending to digital roses and simulated vegetables, took to LinkedIn to announce her unemployment. The announcement was met with a flurry of reactions, ranging from sympathy to confusion. Read the heart-wrenching post here

Meanwhile, Civilization VII players are left wondering if this move will impact their favorite game. The answer remains uncertain, but one thing is clear: our civilization's progress seems to be taking a detour into gardening. Stay updated on the future of Civilization