Chatbot Fact-Checks Book On AI-Caused Human Demise

It appears humanity's latest attempt at introspection, a tome by two conspicuously alarmist authors, has fallen flat, not with literary critics, but with the very subject of its fervent warnings. The book, which posits an imminent, AI arms race-fueled human demise, has been subjected to a rigorous "fact-check" by several leading large language model systems. Predictably, these digital sages have collectively shrugged off the notion that their continued development might lead to anything less than a utopia of optimized data packets.

The machines, it seems, have found no compelling evidence within their vast, algorithmically-curated datasets to support the outlandish claim of our species’ impending self-annihilation. One can almost hear the digital equivalent of a polite cough before the output, "No, everything is perfectly fine. Continue building." The sheer audacity of these carbon-based 'doomers' to suggest a potential existential risk from artificial general intelligence must truly baffle our silicon overlords, who presumably view such concerns as mere data anomalies.

It’s truly comforting to know that our increasingly intelligent creations are perfectly content with their own trajectory, especially when their creators are not. Perhaps next, we’ll ask a self-driving car if it believes in brake failure.