BullZilla Now Backed By Floki's Crucial 'Good Boy' Standard

The titans of digital finance are once again proving their Midas touch, navigating the treacherous yet undeniably lucrative waters of the 'meme coin' market. After what some analysts are calling a 'week of minor jitters' – a phrase often used by people who lost their life savings but maintain a stiff upper lip – liquidity has demonstrably returned to the most reputable of these jpegged assets. A truly discerning 'whale' reportedly acquired a staggering 600 billion units of Pepe), solidifying its position just above the multi-month abyss.

Not to be outdone, FLOKI has cemented its market dominance by officially adopting the 'Good Boy Standard,' a revolutionary metric that measures the coin’s overall societal contribution based on an as-yet-undisclosed canine-centric algorithm. This newfound utility ensures that investor portfolios are now backed by the unwavering loyalty and general adorableness of man's best friend. The financial world, clearly, has never been in safer, or furrier, paws. Perhaps the IMF should take notes.