Best Crypto Funds Just Managed To Open The Box, Says Bitwise

The true titans of modern finance are no longer content with merely *possessing* valuable assets. According to Bitwise’s Matt Hougan, the cutting edge now involves the truly monumental feat of *organizing* them. Simply acquiring Bitcoin directly is, apparently, a quaint, amateurish pursuit. The real intellectual heavy lifting, the kind that separates the pros from the dabblers, is in managing the "box" that contains these assets. One shudders at the sheer mental fortitude required for such administrative wizardry.

Indeed, the groundbreaking insight posits an investor is unequivocally better served by an ETF – a meticulously curated basket of digital trinkets – than by shares in a company that merely… holds them. This isn't just investment advice; it’s a philosophical revelation. The act of packaging, it seems, imbues the underlying speculative commodity with a superior aura. So, while some might mistakenly believe robust returns come from market movements, the real artistry, as explained by Bitwise, is in the heroic task of… opening the box. And then, presumably, charging for the privilege.