AI-Generated Code Now Primary Source For All Company Trash Cans

The latest DORA survey from Google reveals a startling truth about the modern developer’s workflow: a full 90% are now regularly engaging with advanced artificial intelligence coding assistants, seemingly in a fervent pursuit of… well, something. What that 'something' is remains as elusive as clean code from said AI, given that the output is almost universally relegated to the digital equivalent of unsolicited flyers – immediately discarded, unread, and occasionally used to line the proverbial birdcage.

This paradoxical ritual, where vast computational resources are expended to generate reams of perfectly functional (in theory) but utterly untrustworthy code, speaks volumes. Developers, it seems, are not merely 'hooked' on these tools but are locked in a strange, performative dance. They type, the AI sputters, they delete. It's an elaborate, corporate-mandated pantomime, ensuring that while the trash cans overflow, the quarterly innovation reports glow with mentions of "AI integration." One must, after all, appear to be keeping up.